The poor bastard who started this whole mess... Also runs Cursed Productions as well as playing bass and "singing" for the band ADVERSARY.
Jack Botos
ADVERSARY's guitarist, publisher of Portrait of Defiance zine, and all around bad ass, Jack has probably written more reviews for Metal Curse than anyone, except Ray.
Bob Burns
Former ADVERSARY drummer and Metal Curse cover artist (Click here to check out some of his work), Bob has lost his way and it is currently unknown when or even if he'll ever recover his senses. He remains here on the staff page out of respect to the past.
Psycho Jon Konrath
Creator of the wildly popular "Dear Death" advice column, and advocate of regurgitational sex, Jon lives in solitude on his wilderness ranch with his harem of amputees and collection of Coca-Cola products.
Ychoril
No photos, or further descriptions, exist of this demon....
Quade Clifton
Quade, like the rest of the staff, is given three five-minute breaks a day from his endless reviewing, but although he does grab a smoke and a beer, he never even removes his headphones! That's the kind of dedication it takes to be a part of the Metal Curse team! Somehow the diabolical Mr. Clifton also finds time to publish his own Metal newsletter, Extreme Exhortations.
Painkiller
Painkiller is chained to his desk, writing reviews night and day, with only occasional breaks for hookers from the Cursed stable.
S.R. Prozak
S.R. Prozak was born as a persona during a radio show on the west coast, which
played Death/Black/Doom/Grind exclusively for six years to a sizable audience.
He then moved on to publishing on the web, putting out over 750 reviews in various
forums throughout the next five years. Currently, he works as a technical writer
and contributes to the world of Metal journalism in his free time. You can visit
his site at www.anus.com.
"The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and
majority decisions. . . but by blood and iron" -Otto von Bismarck
Lemmy
While not currently an actual member of the staff, Lemmy is an unending source of inspiration for all of us.
